Parla
Parla
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| Points: | 5.503 |
| Rank: | 880 |
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20.159 (919.)
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APES
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Bow Down – The King Has Returned  /s
Represented Sweden  in the Nordic Championships-twice! (Because once just wasn’t enough.)
Dominated four Tribal Wars worlds: W2, W4, W5, and W7 on .se.
(Fun fact: Finland snatched the victory in both Nordic Championship finals. Congrats, I guess… GG, Finnish warriors-I'll allow it.  )
After a long break, I’m back to do what I do best-win. Whether it’s crushing villages or crushing egos, it’s all part of the journey. Better luck next time, peasants.  (Ok champ?)
Competitive Highlights – Just Another Day of Being Better
Beyond Tribal Wars, I’ve left my mark on other games, leaderboards, and probably a few shattered dreams along the way.
Counter-Strike – FPS Royalty 
You think you're good? Cute. I’ve been clapping heads in casual and professional circles for years.
 Faceit & HLTV stats:
Faceit: https://www.faceit.com/pt-br/players/kicker/stats/csgo
HLTV: https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/9089/kicker
Bloodline Champions – Where Real PvP Players Were Born
Semi-finalist at DreamHack 2011/2012.
(Chipshajen took me out before becoming an Overwatch GOAT, so I guess he can thank me for that. fyi he was OTP Alchemist bot =DD)
PUBG – When Winning Was Just Routine
#1 in Squads FPP for three straight months.
Top 4 & Top 7 in Solos FPP in consecutive months.
(Pretty sure half the leaderboard just uninstalled after I ran through them.)
League of Legends – The Greatest ADC-Turned-Support Main of All Time
As a hardstuck ADC Diamond player, I spent years yelling at my premade about how support is the easiest role and the easiest way to carry games. After denying it for over a year, I finally decided to prove it myself…
Of course, I picked the highest skill-ceiling champion in the game-and without a doubt, the cutest-Yuumi. 
Check out my stats & account for S2024/S3:
 Yuumi Diff – EUW - https://www.op.gg/summoners/euw/Yuumi%20Diff-EUW
Try to keep up. 
StarCraft 2 – Big Brain Mode Engaged 
High Diamond through sheer dominance.
(Macro, micro… doesn’t matter when you just outthink everyone.)
<APES> – The Guild That Defined an Era 
Joined the guild in 2014, main roster until we disbanded in 2022.
Served as Editor & Chronicler of our legendary journey-because let’s be honest, the people needed to see our greatness.
Fun fact:
I had zero experience editing before this, but when the guild needed someone to showcase our dominance, I stepped up - because that’s what I do. Check out MonkeyNews YouTube for a taste of history:
MN YT: https://www.youtube.com/@MonkeynewsYT
Oh, and I was an Officer of APES from 2012-2021 on Gehennas-so yeah, I was kinda a big deal. Not just on our server, but across the entire Classic community. Don’t believe me? Look us up. (Fun fact - Server Gehennas was 80% horde 20% alliance =D LUL)
Best APES forum thread by retail-andy gang gang
https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/who-is-apes-something-fishy-going-on/280388/3?page=4
My personal favorite video I edited, also one of the first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd97o-gEBuk&t=34s
Tribal Wars legend? 
Competitive esports GOAT?
Documented history of ruining people’s days in various games?
Also, if you play WoW, grab 15% off RXP guides (https://www.restedxp.com/guides/) with code "Parla". My Priest & Hunter 1-60 speedrun guides are in the Era package-you're welcome.
TL;DR – The Return of a God-Tier Gamer
I’ve competed, I’ve conquered, and now I’m back to do it all again.
Watch out, and good luck-you’ll need it. |
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